Posted by Rev. Ivan Stang on April 01, 1997 at 12:19:50:
In Reply to: Mass Suicide/Mass Culture posted by ricardo dominguez on March 27, 1997 at 11:35:45:
Sent from: Rev. Ivan Stang
HEAVEN'S GATE: Cultfull of Computer Geeks on the Internet
SUBGENIUS: Cultfull of Computer Geeks on the Internet
HEAVEN'S GATE: Been Around Since the '70s
SUBGENIUS: Been Around Since the '70s
HEAVEN'S GATE: 39 gaily bedecked dead weirdos with bad haircuts
SUBGENIUS: 39,000 gaily bedecked live weirdos with bad haircuts
HEAVEN'S GATE: Follow DO aka "BO"
SUBGENIUS: Follow DOBBS aka "BOB"
HEAVEN'S GATE: Worship mysterious Peep
SUBGENIUS: Worship mysterious PeE
HEAVEN'S GATE: No Slack
SUBGENIUS: On Slack
HEAVEN'S GATE: No drugs
SUBGENIUS: On drugs
HEAVEN'S GATE: No Sex
SUBGENIUS: Bonobo Sex
HEAVEN'S GATE: Believe that Aliens will save them
SUBGENIUS: Believe that Aliens will save them AND DESTROY EVERYONE ELSE
HEAVEN'S GATE: Cult compound reeks
SUBGENIUS: Cult compound reeks
HEAVEN'S GATE: Started in Texas, by Texans
SUBGENIUS: Started in Texas, by Texans
HEAVEN'S GATE: Designs websites for money, chants gibberish for Slack
SUBGENIUS: Designs websites for Slack, chants gibberish for money
HEAVEN'S GATE: Consider humans to be one level below Greys
SUBGENIUS: Agree, but consider Greys several levels below SubGenii
HEAVEN'S GATE: Mix sedatives and vodka
SUBGENIUS: Mix 'Frop and reality (and sedatives and vodka)
HEAVEN'S GATE: WHOOPS!
SUBGENIUS: July 5, 1998, 7:00 a.m.
HEAVEN'S GATE: Left clear evidence for police
SUBGENIUS: Puzzling Evidence left for police
HEAVEN'S GATE: 39 people in entire cult suicide
SUBGENIUS: 39 bother to wake up for cult suicide DRILL
HEAVEN'S GATE: Stole great list of keywords from Zeta Reticulan website
SUBGENIUS: Stole great list of keywords from Zeta Reticulan website
HEAVEN'S GATE: Leader says he's Jesus
SUBGENIUS: Business Manager IS Jesus
HEAVEN'S GATE: Call Pinks 'Norms'
SUBGENIUS: Call Norms 'Pinks'
HEAVEN'S GATE: Rev. Ymmot Zepol appeared on sleazy local news report about cult
SUBGENIUS: Rev. Ymmot Zepol appeared on sleazy local news report about cult
HEAVEN'S GATE: Want to become Greys
SUBGENIUS: Want to enslave Greys
HEAVEN'S GATE: Website's VRML doesn't work
SUBGENIUS: Website's VRML doesn't work
HEAVEN'S GATE: Hilariously funny.
SUBGENIUS: Hilariously funny.
HEAVEN'S GATE: Deadly serious.
SUBGENIUS: Deadly serious.
HEAVEN'S GATE: Ingest deadly poisonous pudding in order to die
SUBGENIUS: Endure deadly poisonous Face Fucking Bat sperm from hideous
barbed dicks plunged down their throats, in order to ingest Face Fucking
Bat Sperm Antidote pudding, and get HIGH
HEAVEN'S GATE: Shed their Containers to board Ti's Crewship
SUBGENIUS: Free others from their Meat Shells in order to buy their ways
onto Escape Vessels of the Sex Goddesses
HEAVEN'S GATE: Includes many eunuch programmers
SUBGENIUS: Includes many UNIX programmers
HEAVEN'S GATE: Changes addresses and names constantly
SUBGENIUS: PO Box 140306, Dallas TX 75214
HEAVEN'S GATE: Male cultists have only one dick
SUBGENIUS: Female cultists have multiple dicks just in their collections.
HEAVEN'S GATE: Refers to 'Father John'
SUBGENIUS: Reefers to 'Father John R. Harperclotts'
HEAVEN'S GATE: Total OverComers
SUBGENIUS: OverMan cummers
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