The Top 16 Rejected Slogans for the "New Look" Barbie

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: >Date: Fri, 21 Nov 1997 10:24:59 -0800 : >From: "Susan J. Weiand" <s.weiand@ix.netcom.com> : >Subject: Top 16 Rejected Slogans for the "New Look" Barbie : > : > The Top 16 Rejected Slogans for the "New Look" Barbie : > : >> : >> : >> : >> 16> "New Look Barbie, Now With Child-Bearing Hips!" : >> : >> 15> "Barbie's Got Back!" : >> : >> 14> "Still No Unsightly Nipples!" : >> : >> 13> "Now With *Two* Scoops of X Chromosomes!" : >> : >> 12> "Great New Look -- and she's still dumb as dirt!" : >> : >> 11> "Brickhouse Barbie -- the perfect friend for Caboose-Luvin' : >> Ken!" : >> : >> 10> "Less Pamela Lee, More Kathie Lee -- A Barbie you won't find : >> under your brother's pillow." : >> : >> 9> "She might not be Cindy Crawford, but, then again, *you* : >> won't be either." : >> : >> 8> "Preparing young girls for reality: The : >> Dumped-by-Ken-for-the-More-Voluptuous-Skipper Barbie." : >> : >> 7> "You Want Realistic? How's 'PMS Barbie' Sound, Ya Little : >> Cretins?" : >> : >> 6> "The All-New Lowered Expectations Gen-X Barbie" : >> : >> 5> "Plain and Dumpy, Just Like You!" : >> : >> 4> "The Really Great Personality Barbie" : >> : >> 3> "Cries real tears when you try on her bathing suits!" : >> : >> 2> "She's just big boned, dammit!" : >> : >> : >> and the Number 1 Rejected Slogan for the "New Look" Barbie... : >> : >> : >> 1> "Throw Another Chin on the Barbie!" : >> : > : > : > : >-- : >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ : >Susan J. Weiand, photographer : >s.weiand@ix.netcom.com : >http://pw2.netcom.com/~s.weiand/index.htm : >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ : -- : The Distorted Barbie questions the effect of a girl doll on society - : http://ezone.org/ez/e7/articles/napier/barbie.html - but Mattel told : Enterzone to remove the page - http://pobox.com/~xian/barbie/ - Want : to help? Copy me into your .sig --the Barbie meme .sig virus : ____________________________________________________________________ : The Distorted Barbie questions the effect of a girl doll on society : http://ezone.org/ez/e7/articles/napier/barbie.html - but Mattel told : Enterzone to remove the page - http://pobox.com/~xian/barbie/ - Want : to help? Copy me into your .sig --the Barbie meme .sig virus

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